Some 15 years ago- I had developed hatred towards TV advertisements as they were really nuisance while watching any important programmes or movies. But now, I have started to appreciate and enjoy them.
The reason is, Dipika, my 7 years old grand daughter.

One day, I was not able to see TV as I was very busy in domestic matters. That was Sunday.

That day evening, Dipika reported that she watched a movie which was full of excitement because the theme was totally new. With curiosity, I started to listen her. This is how she narrated the story:

There is a thick forest in southern part of India. The interior part of it had a very long river. All of a sudden the heroine appears and dives deeply in to the water of the river. A crocodile chases her. She gets angry. She tells to the crocodile:‘ Shame on you rascal. I have not applied talcum powder on my face. You have to wait first for half an hour. When I will complete my decoration, you may chase. Is it ok for you? ‘Crocodile nods.

In the meantime, a zebra appears. And naturally, the attention of the crocodile gets diverted. The crocodile yells.‘ You dirty zebra, don’t you know that you have to purchase firmgrip shoes? Unless you will wear these shoes I won’t eat your flesh. Because yours flesh is not tasty.’

The sky roars all of a sudden. The hero descends from the heaven. He smiles and shows a box which is full of chocolates. He announces: ‘Don’t make a fuss. Because this is new product from the company namely the tongue. All the children of European countries are liking this because these chocolates not only improve health condition but also give enough strength to fight with ogres’.

In the meantime, the heroine stretches her neck and says: ‘The problem with me is headache. Yes it is correct to say that I am in love with you. But because of this headache, I can’t write you love letter’.

Forthwith, the villain appears. He shouts: ‘I have already told you more than one thousand times that you have to resort on fetherwrit for writing. But you did not listen to me. Now you, foolish girl, see, what I will do. I will kidnap your beloved’.

So saying he hurls a stick to the hero. Hero smiles and says. ‘Thank you for giving me a golden opportunity for showing my teeth. There is a product namely pureteeth applying which gives you good healthy teeth. And then you have to take two morsels of ‘‘fingree”(a product). Then you will have enough strength to kidnap me’.

Then heroine starts to dance. Both hero and the villain are wonderstruck and ask her: ‘Why are you dancing?’

She replies: ‘Don’t you know there is an online lottery? The bumper prize is One billion pounds. First you have to win the lottery and I will prepare myself to elope with you.’

The hero accepts this and takes a lottery ticket. He wins. But the organizers of the lottery tell: ‘Since you urgently need a house, we will provide you a house. We will give you the money after’ .

Hero, heroine and the villain- all these are engaged in building a house. Then all of them take meal. Then the villain says. ‘Now, I will fight with you’. The fight starts. Then heroine says: ‘You both are fools. Because, you are fighting with the swords made of ordinary steel. Listen to me. There is a sword which is product of superdiamond company. That is very very very very very good, better and best.’ Both of them accept.

The villain says. ‘You do not know how to arrange your books on war in the shelf. There is a company shelveshelf which produces portable shelves. First you have to arrange your books neatly in the shelf. Then start to read the books on fighting. Then you can safely die. Otherwise I will have a lot of problems.’

Then the ultimate fighting takes place.

Hero dies. Villain laments by saying, ‘this hero could have kidnapped me after having enough stamina by consuming cofocoofee coffee.’

Hero comes to life. He says: ‘let us marry’.

Heroine says. ‘OK. But first let me dye my hair’. Villain asks with astonishment: ‘Why do you need a dye?’

Heroine says: ‘Because you have purchased a car driving of which is like flying in the air’.

At the end all of them are happy.

There is no reason why I shall not like the TV advertisements.

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